There's much frenzied unpacking of boxes this morning at the Cash'n'Carrion warehouse as Vulture Central unveils two completely new Summer lines.

First out of the crate are some sensational new O'Really products, bastard offspring of the O'Really arm of cult site www.bofhcam.org

The splendid new Distributing Clue to Users and Snooping Email for Fun and Profit t-shirts are available now to discerning punters worldwide. We're told that there are plenty more O'Really titles in the pipeline, so watch this space.

Next up is an affiliate deal with those foul-mouthed ne'er-do-wells at The Rockall Times - voice of the world's liveliest volcanic outcrop.

Suffice it to say that their flagship t-shirt displays all of the refinement and good taste you'd expect from this mid-Atlantic satirical islet. And apparently, they're giving away a free stick of Rockall rock with every shirt purchased. A cheap marketing ploy? Yes. But are your kids going to argue? No.

Finally, the word on the street is that - following on from the phenomenal success of the Hacker No.1 polo shirt - a matching baseball cap will be available from the beginning of June. More follows...

Links

Click here to proceed directly to those O'Really shirts, or here to secure yourself a little piece of Rockall.