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14th April 2002 Archive

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  • BOFH: SQL for Retards

    Episode 4 Turning the Tables

    BOFH 2002: Episode 4 So the bloody DBA's complaining about performance problems, which really gets on my tits, given that he's responsible for them in the first place... "But you're the Systems Manager - you're responsible for performance," The Boss argues, no doubt having received training from DB central. "I'm …

    BOFH 14 Apr 2002, 22:56

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