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We've mucked out the Augean stables of the Register merchandising-warehouse, courtesy of our January clearance sale. Nearly. Only 90 sacks to get out the door - everything must go!

Will no-one rid us of our fine El Reg-logo yellow button-down shirts? Only seven left, and at just £10 a pop, an absolute steal.

We have Bastard Operator from Hell cartoon t-shirts - in four sizes! - they are definitely going, as we've discontinued this line.

And it's the last chance on the cheap'n'cheerful black logo shirts... with the URL printed, unaccountably, but rather fetchingly, in red.

No-one buys white t-shirts in winter, our retail advisor told us. Well it has to be summer somewhere, we replied. And what better garment to wear on the beach than this very fine limited technology (or is that edition?) Integrity t-shirt. ®

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