Stuck for a Yuletide gift for that special BOFH in your life?

Well, if your Bastard Operator From Hell also cherishes his motor, then a personalised number plate might just prove to be the right pressie to light up his face on Christmas morning.

The DVLA - the Government agency that sells personalised registrations - is flogging B1 OFH for £999.

Registrations B2 OFH to B20 OFH are also available for £399 each.

Just what you always wanted, no? ®