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If there's any day most likely to really get you clawing at your desk, it's going to be Monday. Bob Geldof made a career out of the fact.

Therefore, just for those of you that feel ready to rip someone's head off, we joyfully provide you with this link to the Swear-o-Tron.

Sold as a site that is "taking the strain out of verbal abuse", click here, turn the sound down real low or put on a pair of earphones and run your mouse over the bloke with the silly hat/helmet. We think it'll help.

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