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The champagne corks were flying today at Vulture Central as Cash'n'Carrion, the merchandising tentacle of the mighty Register, signed an exclusive marketing deal with Need To Know.

The agreement, expected to pumps pounds into the dotcom economy, gives Register readers the chance to buy two NTK classics - '80 million' and 'iMachiavellian', pictured above.

The historic moment arrived when NTK's Dave 'The Boy' Green and our own Linus 'Fish Fingers' Birtles embraced for the assembled media. Birtles described the event as 'momentous', adding 'as someone once said: "the lamb will lie down with the lion'".

There then followed some minutes of heated debate as to who, exactly, was the lamb and who the lion. The polemic was quickly resolved when both parties realised that the pub had opened.

You can see these top-notch products, and indeed the whole Reg range at our well-stocked e-emporium. ®

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