Feeds

Cash'n'Carrion signs landmark deal with Need To Know

Lamb lies down with Lion

  • alert
  • submit to reddit
NTK


The champagne corks were flying today at Vulture Central as Cash'n'Carrion, the merchandising tentacle of the mighty Register, signed an exclusive marketing deal with Need To Know.

The agreement, expected to pumps pounds into the dotcom economy, gives Register readers the chance to buy two NTK classics - '80 million' and 'iMachiavellian', pictured above.

The historic moment arrived when NTK's Dave 'The Boy' Green and our own Linus 'Fish Fingers' Birtles embraced for the assembled media. Birtles described the event as 'momentous', adding 'as someone once said: "the lamb will lie down with the lion'".

There then followed some minutes of heated debate as to who, exactly, was the lamb and who the lion. The polemic was quickly resolved when both parties realised that the pub had opened.

You can see these top-notch products, and indeed the whole Reg range at our well-stocked e-emporium. ®

Whitepapers

Implementing global e-invoicing with guaranteed legal certainty
Explaining the role local tax compliance plays in successful supply chain management and e-business and how leading global brands are addressing this.
Consolidation: The Foundation for IT Business Transformation
In this whitepaper learn how effective consolidation of IT and business resources can enable multiple, meaningful business benefits.
Application security programs and practises
Follow a few strategies and your organization can gain the full benefits of open source and the cloud without compromising the security of your applications.
How modern custom applications can spur business growth
Learn how to create, deploy and manage custom applications without consuming or expanding the need for scarce, expensive IT resources.
Securing Web Applications Made Simple and Scalable
Learn how automated security testing can provide a simple and scalable way to protect your web applications.