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Woman gets mobile phone stuck up back orifice

Ah, the old ones are still the best. Who could have guessed in February where this gem of a story would lead us?

Thanks to 'Caveat Poopicatus' for pointing out this educational Web site.

heyo kieren:

can you tell me the source of your information

you mentioned "According to a report by PA"...? who is
PA...is it perhaps a news service?

I would like to get confirmation of the story if true. if you're wondering what possesses me, I have a page of rectal foreign bodies(www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html) and I'm always looking to link in great stories.

thank you for your kind attn.

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