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A British company's claim that it was launching a text-based porn site for women didn't wash with reader and self-proclaimed prude Matthew Bloch. This is what he had to say about Cliterati.co.uk.

Surprised not to see more of the usual Reg. cynicism over that site-it reads a bit like Loaded's `lesbian advice column'.

Call me a prude who's not seen enough of the world, but it seems about as likely that lesbians would buy Loaded for half a page of sex tips as `intelligent, liberated women' surf for first-hand accounts of anal sex and discovery of latent girl-on-girl desires.

Very, errr, female. Not just a bloke-targeted porn site that proclaims itself as all the more exciting girls-only territory
:-)

Meanwhile "Ian", obviously a dab hand when it comes to handling women, saw fit to email in the following comment:

It takes as long to load a page as it does for my wife to climax.

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