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Ballmer's screen test for Planet of the Apes

We'd certainly have given him a part

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We find it hard to believe that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer failed to get a major part in simian costume for Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes with this command performance... ®

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