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Well, it looks like our beloved news editor Rob Blincoe should lay off the film reviews for a while. His analysis of hacking 'blockbuster' Swordfish found little favour among Reg readers, notably Jonathan Wilson:

Oi!!!, it's a fucking wicked movie and your just jealous cuz you ain't getting any blow jobs and you can't hack... go on you fucking slimey POM, admit it !!!!!!

As ever, reasoned counter-argument from Down Under. You can see more reaction to Rob's scurrillous hatchet-job here.

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