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'Ballmer doesn't look like Uncle Fester' MS flack lashes out

So, is Steve Ballmer Uncle Fester or what? Maria Helm offers convincing proof. Uncanny.


Then we have Mr X, who notes:
In the states there is a ongoing ad campaign for beef, (probabily not very big in europe at the moment) the tagline of the campaign is "Beef, it's what's for dinner." So in response to your article I give you this little number I whipped up.


Oh yes indeed. But what about James MM Rolevink, who has snapped the forces of darkness at work...


Thanks for that. You all have evil, perverted minds.

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