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Gates, Ballmer do Office-XP photo spreads

'For internal circulation only'

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Exclusive: We've obtained copies of two mildly humorous posters used at Beast Central to whip up enthusiasm for Office-XP among the teeming MicroSerfs, which, we're told, are intended exclusively for internal circulation.

We knew you'd be itching to see them.



Ballmer showing off his alpha-manly dome to advantage:

And Gates with a cat-digesting-the-budgie grin:

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