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We've covered RealDoll and RealDoll repairmen but thanks to a particularly disturbed individual, our attention has been drawn to RealHamster.

Freddie Starr ate his, but RealHamster suggests far filthier things.

It's a spoof of course but a funny spoof. Get the disclaimer: "By entering this site you certify that you are over 18 years of age, wish to view or purchase some filthy smut, that this smut is not prohibited in the community in which you live and that you will not show any of this smut to minors." The site of hamsters in various sexy poses will no doubt get you clicking on Enter before you can say toilet tube.

Get in there and: "Realistic, life­size and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you'll know exactly what we're on about. Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable not buggerable. Don't expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL.

"If you hired an engineering company to craft a custom buggering hamster for you, with all the features and whizzy bits of RealHamster, you would most likely have to pay $20,000 or more. Even then it would probably turn out to be a retrofitted RealSheep. If anyone caught you buggering a hamster with cloven hooves, you'd be giggled at for the rest of your life. Don't risk the embarrassment go for the REAL THING.

So, how do we do it? In four words:
CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR!"

And so it goes on.

If you are offended by such crass humour, stop reading it and go away. However, if you are depraved enough to find some sort of deranged entertainment in the idea of a hamster sex doll, explore the site. A fair bit of imagination has gone into it. ®

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