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Thanks to our reader who sent in this version of the Lord's Prayer, reworked for Rambus. The author wants to remain anonymous, but he is already working on updating the lyrics to his Rambus version of Don't cry for me Argentina. ®

Rambus prayer

Our father

Who art in Paradise Valley

Barrett be thy name

Thy will be done, in Santa Clara as it is in Richmond

Give us this day an enforceable patent

Forgive our fraud, as we forgive those who find us guilty

Lead us not into appeal court

But deliver us from Micron's Lawyers

Forever and ever,

Geoff

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