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Thanks very much to Stephen Constance for this week's bid for the flame hall of fame. We have reason to believe that Stephen is involved in the legal business, which would explain his poor command of the lingo. Any of our codebreakers want to have a go at this?

AHOY MATE!!!

LORRY IN THE ROUNDABOUT!!!#@!$#!$ SOD OFF YOU BLOODY WANKER!$#@!$! PETROL IN ME BLEEMIn BOOT! PINBALL WIZARD THERE'S GOT TO BE A TWIST. NOSH IN YOUR KNICKERS QUITE RIGHT GOOD CHAP!!! SMOKE THE DOGS BULLOCKS IN THE LOO!!!!#@! YOU CHEEKY MASHER! A BIT ADDLED IN DEE GULLIVER OH MY BUBBLES AND SQUEAK!!!! IIPLE IIPPLE DIMPLE DOO. MODS VERUSS THE ROCKERS!!!! OI! NICKED THE GIMPLE gLAND!! ROXY POXY MICKLE MOXY!!#@

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