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The Register has obtained this exclusive photograph of the rogue cyberloo which this week captured a 51-year-old woman in Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

As we reported on Tuesday (April 17), the deranged dunny held Maureen Shotton captive for two hours.

The photograph is believed to have been taken during a typical Tyneside Saturday night. ®

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