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Receiving emails from nutters is all part and parcel of life at Vulture Central. It makes for a bit of light reading during lunch. From time to time, however, you get something truly scary. This madness is from John boy Shmecktel. The Walton's it aint:

Hey there,

I were takin a piss off the back porch the other day and I were thinkin bout them clawhammer puter chips when that there dog rufus came an chomped down on my tallywaker. well aside from the sudden feelin of pain I was feelin I let out a hellacious fart that knocked ole rufus off his feet. it came to me that there must be sumpin more to this puter buisiness than meets the eye. I think that rufus got possessed with some kinda evil AMD spirit and thats why he decided to be the evil bastard he is and chomp down on me tallywaker. So I drug ole rufus down to de preacher by draging him behind my pickup truck while he was attached by a chain. you know that rufus runs real good even at 50 mile per hour. but anyhoo dat preacher sprinkled some holy gasoline that there dog and hes been good ever since. I just thought youd like to know that..

When John is not towing dogs behind cars he likes to relax with his banjo and a DVD of Deliverance. Squeal little piggy!

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