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There have been rumours circulating for some time around the Vulture central offices that ZDNet was developing a Register subbing emulator programme.

The idea behind this hush-hush project was to accurately recreate the levels of spelling and sub-editing for which your runaway Reg is rightly famous.

The above screenshot demonstrates that their boffins have succeeded. Dark times lay ahead... ®

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As soon as the cat was out of the bag ZDNet reverted to the unemulated version. Check out ZDNet English in all its subbed glory here.

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