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It's been a bumper week in the Vulture Central asbestos-lined flame pit. First up is Stuart. We think that Stuart is referring to John Lettice's recent piece Appeals court poised for shock 'MS entirely innocent' ruling. Whatever the truth, Stuart has issues. And he thinks that John is called Lewis. Lewis Lettice? We like it:

What you talking about lewis ?

No fucking way M$ are innocent, not of anything. We are talking of the most corrupt, morally vacious people on the planet. No way those small minded, pea brained, shithead yanks can find them innocent. I mean maybe they didn't commit the jack the ripper killings but everything after that, they are guilty. Nobody could be that big a set of fucking short soghted, narrow minded, febble brained, corrupt, easily bribable morons as to aquit M$.

We are talking about the same group of people here? You know the the dwarf with the Napoleon complex, the snake oil salesman and the man would would be pillock ? Can any right minded sane human find these people innocent of arm twisting and generally fucking over the opposition by any means fair or foul ?

No of couse they can't. As for those shifty wimps that practice "law" over there, maybe they would like to try and defend themsleves round here. They ain't taking me to fucking court, just let them try. baseball bat time :)

If they are found innocent then I gues those fuckwitted dribbling arsehole, lumps of semi solid spunk that they call judges over there really could not be sane. Its is really beyond the bounds of logic, morality and common sense to say the M$ did not act outside the law.

I think I'm gonna give up the computer based stuff and take up knitting. At least one small spoilt brat with limited mental capacity doesn't rule that.

All I have to say is let that imbeicillic little meglomaniac come with strike range of me and they will be putting him a box.

Fuck M$ and all who use it. Don't come near me with your diseased software.

Fair enough mate. In that case we wont send you our new FOTW prize - Windows WTF bundled with an inflatable Bill Gates and toboggan. Speaking of winter sports, our bit of fun with the French Canadians didn't find favour with Kevin Nin. Where do you think Kev is from?

Re: "...Oh yeah, and we don't speak French. Not anywhere."

Do you have a fucking problem with people who speaks french? The worst problem with the Internet is that even a stupid racist like you have the right to express his opinion. Instead of showing to everybody that your're an ignorant bastard, why don't you go back sucking your dad's dick. Asshole!

I guess I'm gonna find an English tourist, and beat the shit outta him to calm myself now.

Good lad. I agree with you that the best way to fight racism is by beating up foreigners. Make sure you're packing a baseball bat, Kev.

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For further Canada-based frivolity, check out Canada - the hideous truth. It's a cracker.

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