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Flame of the Week: BarrysWorld fan in hormonal rage

Kids of today, they've got no respect...

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Barrysworld goes titsup.com
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BarrysWorld saved by EB

This week's flame is a cautionary tale. It's an insight into what happens when young people spend too long in a darkened room in front of a monitor surrounded by Lara Croft and Seven of Nine posters, soiled tissues and discarded pizza boxes. And what happens when they don't check their facts, preferring instead to let their raging hormones do the talking. Jonathan Beer, go and tidy your room - you're grounded:

You ASSMUNCHING doom merchant piss monger! I sent you some fauckin news yesterday to press release address, about Barrysworld no longer being titsup.com and you totally failed to pay any attention. You suck! If you're gonna report when it goes down, report when it comes back fag. ONly interested ion bad sodding news aren't you? BUTTMONKEYS! suck my big fat hairy one

One thing we can safely assume about this rude young man is that whatever appendage he is suggesting we suck is neither big nor fat. Probably not very hairy yet either.

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