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January to June - Mad people turn up the heat

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5th April 2000: Mike Magee sleeps with Dr Tom Pabst
17th March 2000: Take Your Pig Ass Licking Crap off The Net
16th March 2000: Guest Flame of The Week: World's most travelled man is pathetic braggart
13th March 2000: Register scum sucking whores
10th March 2000: Register people are anti-free speech hypocrites
29th February 2000: Register panders to Society's Fetishes
29th February 2000: No one believes The Register's lies anymore
15th February 2000: LinuxOne doing better than The Register
31st January 2000: I'm screaming at you, you Moron
25th January 2000: Two many typos, apostrophes, underlines
25th January 2000: Sack Pete Sherriff Now
7th January 2000: Shame on you for supporting Open Source

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