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Internet Security Threat Report 2014

28th December 1999: I'll get you, Penelope Pitstop
6th December 1999: Register staff only fit to shovel s**t
30th November 1999: Register just Intel lackeys
23rd November 1999: Register nothing but anti-Mac geeks
22nd November 1999: Register anti-American
8th November 1999: Register unoriginal, not funny

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