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It's been a bumpy couple of weeks aboard the rollercoaster that is the Vulture Central mailbag. No sooner had the police dispersed the small but threatening mob of colour blind demonstrators who were picketing our lobby (dressed, incidentally, in odd socks, green trouser/red jumper combos, etc. etc.), than Jeremy G got his mum to commit his thoughts to email:

i am illiterate, how dare you write stuff I can't read.

Mind you, someone still loves us. Click here for a loyal reader counter-attack against last week's chromatically challenged Mr Angry.

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