Penis too big? Click here

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By Linda Harrison in New York • Get more from this author

Posted in Music and Media, 7th February 2001 22:57 GMT

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Just when you thought every subject had been covered on the Web, behold, a site for men whose penises are too big.

Yes, it is possible to be too well hung, and the Large Penis Support Group at lpsg.org goes all out to prove the difficulties involved for these poor afflicted souls. Did you know that around 1.5 per cent of all accidents in the home are caused by large penis-related incidents? "Although only a small number have been known to be fatal", the site states.

Sports are also a problem, as this often involves "slapping, twisting, bending, or wrapping of the penis around the groin and thigh area". Meanwhile, there's the small matter of underwear - how does one find a pair of underpants to fit?

There's also a forum for surfers to swap member-related horror stories, and an intriguing list of which celebs apparently qualify for this exclusive club.

But it's not all bad, as the site points out. "Large penises tend to attract members of the opposite gender, as well as provide a grand source of entertainment."

"A large penis is a friend as well as a foe. Treat it as such." ®