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As a colored [sic] blind individual, I could not believe your insensitivity of using a categorizing system that so blatantly is a slap in the face of my disability. It is so like you arrogant Brits... Any chance to slap someone down to make your pathetic egos feel better... You persecute the week the same way as Hitler, you bunch of clueless fuckwits.

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Should have thought about this one a bit more
Reg Tariff - The Uranium Service
Pushing back the envelope of service?
P4 - Now clock this
More chuckling boffins on the case
Want a Tiny PC? Forget it
Unless you take the desk, scanner, printer...
Patent on bugs? We like it
Our people will talk to your people
Corel logo - it's a squirrel!
Or a hideously empurpled member
Linus Torvalds = Mould?
Utter despair at rhyming slang debacle

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