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I invite you all to share this class piece of incoherence from 'hot male'. We were trying to work out what story it's in reference to, but then we lost interest. Enjoy.

YOU ALL SUCK!!!!! holy christ on a cracker! AMD has ONE screw up puting out a CPU and you act as though theyrs blood on the nob! I know the register is permantently biased against AMD but COME ON! You jumped on them faster than you can say free admission for the trampoline! And what is with the constant plugs of titsup.com? Here's a news flash guys: THE URL DOESN'T WORK!!! And quit writing the word "cock" on every page of the register! It makes you sound like peanut eating jizz mopers! It's bad enough that you write about lesbian disabled porn in between mastubatory frenzies, but having cock thrust upon each page is disgusting!

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