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White House Ws go Walkabout

Looks like we've really blown it this time. Or rather, lovely Lucy Sherriff has blown it with her sarky comments about good 'ol dubya Bush and the missing White House W's. No sooner had the piece hit the screens than she was approached by two gum-chewing Scicilians in golf pants, Hawaian shirts and shades. After waving a couple of handguns in the air, they handed her this telegram:

You're a bunch of ankers. Do you kno that? Printing all your lies on the orld ide eb. It's scandalous. The story going around that all the doubleyous from the keyboards in the hite house have been ripped out is completely and utterly untrue. It's just you British bastards stirring up trouble. e're absolutely fine here and don't need hinging ankers like you badmouthing the President George double-u Bush.

hy don't you go drink some tea or something, you itless ankers.

Ok, we're sorry. Just please don't kill us. Kill Lucy, just don't kill us. ®

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