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Re: We know what Ginger is

This hot item just in from an anonymous reader - an angry, angry man:

ohh look at us, we know what it is, we see through the hype because we're fucking smug and we tell our wives that we love them look at me I've got a wife Jeez isn't modern life shallow why don't journalists have some perspective carried away the sheer sanctimonious up our own arseness gets stuck up my arse your whole fucking site is about gossip and hype or inverse gossip but somehow it's better because it's about processors or operating systems though we're just too big for ginger and no we didn't get carried away on the last internet hype oh we did write a few articles about Clare Swires you jumped up smug sanctimonious hacks

just cos you didn't get the story first you have to act like you're too big for it but not too big to write about it in the first place and stop preaching at me it does my head in VOMIT

I think you missed inverse hype. Then again, what about inverse loop hype? Then again... No, I'm bored of you now.

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