Feeds

Exclusive Claire Swires pic: partying her ass off

We like this. A lot

  • alert
  • submit to reddit

Intelligent flash storage arrays

You readers are a resourceful bunch. And so imagine our joy and surprise when Andrew Darling sent us one of his holiday snaps, featuring a lovely young blonde lady with a famous name.

Andrew was at Synergy on New Year's Eve - a huge rave in Cape Town, South Africa when he met the lady. The beauty of the pic though is her garb. While Madonna sporting a "Britney Spears" emblazoned top was funny, when Britney returned the favour we cringed. Then, when the medja whore wannabes did the same, we were thrown into a terrible rage and started throwing stones at old ladies.

However, we are deeply impressed by our blonde's "Claire Swires" T-shirt. In fact, nothing would have stopped us from talking to any young girl with a Claire Swires T-shirt. And Andrew, you'll be pleased to hear, didn't let the side down.

Bearing in mind this was a rave and New Year's Eve though, things get a little blurry from here. Andrew seems convinced that she is the real Claire Swire (don't worry, Andrew, I met Naomi Campbell once on a big night out :-) ) - she's not, cause the Claire of swallowing fame doesn't have an "s" at the end of her surname.

She may be called Claire but then who knows? She may even be called Claire Swires. Andrew, we suspect, is not without a sense of humour. He says that "Claire" explained the T-shirt was a "a bit tongue in cheek".

He continues: "I couldn't resist the temptation to probe her further so I asked her if she wanted to come back to my apartment later. She replied, somewhat ambiguously, 'Sorry, I'm off my head right now'."

You're a funny man Andrew. You can be Reg reader for the next decade (this decade's already be given to Ed Ross).

Here then is the pic:

Related Stories

Claire Swire: wanna know who she is?
Reader of the decade (until next week)

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops

More from The Register

next story
Criticism of Uber's journo-Data Analytics plan is an Attack on DIGITAL FREEDOM
First they came for Emil – and I'm damn well SPEAKING OUT
'It is comforting to know where your data centres are.' UK.GOV does NOT
Plus: Anons are 'wannabes', KKK says, before being pwned
Google's whois results say it's a lousy smut searcher
Run whois google.com or whois microsoft.com. We dare you, you PIG◙◙◙◙ER
Holy vintage vehicles! Earliest known official Batmobile goes on sale
Riddle me this: are you prepared to pay US$180k?
'Open source just means big companies can steal your code.' O RLY?
Plus: Flame of the Week returns, for one night only!
NEWSFLASH: It's time to ditch dullard Facebook chums
Everything hot in tech, courtesy of avian anchor Regina Eggbert
Hey, you, PHONE-FACE! Kickstarter in-car mobe mount will EMBED your phone into your MUG
Stick it on the steering wheel and wait for the airbag to fire
prev story

Whitepapers

Seattle children’s accelerates Citrix login times by 500% with cross-tier insight
Seattle Children’s is a leading research hospital with a large and growing Citrix XenDesktop deployment. See how they used ExtraHop to accelerate launch times.
Forging a new future with identity relationship management
Learn about ForgeRock's next generation IRM platform and how it is designed to empower CEOS's and enterprises to engage with consumers.
How to determine if cloud backup is right for your servers
Two key factors, technical feasibility and TCO economics, that backup and IT operations managers should consider when assessing cloud backup.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?
Business security measures using SSL
Examines the major types of threats to information security that businesses face today and the techniques for mitigating those threats.