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Re. A personal message to all Orange mobile phone users

Never backwards in coming forwards with an opinion, Tim Richardson has apparently pushed Chris Booth too far regarding Orange:

bastard serves you right for using orange anyway i used orange and they screwed me. my bills were always wrong and i never got a signal do the decent thing now and put your phone into the toilet and flush it. after this i suggest you invest in a new phone several varietys exist, the ones you can buy down the pub from the dodgy looking old man who claims he is a falkands vet are good value you can pick up a good payasyoutalk phone for under 20 quid and it usually has more than 20quids worth of talktime on it. however be prepared to put up with angry calls from the little kid whos had it stolen from them for at least a week, send them back an abusive text message incinuating you are gonna come round their house and piss through their letter box this usually achieves the desired affect. anyway back to original point i have no sympathy for you and all things told i don;t give a flying fuck if you can't retireve your voicemail its probably only from some sweety german helga anyway. get back to your job and write some proper fucking news you lacky.

p.s. btw i am thoroughly impressed with your stand on CPRM keep up the good work and stop whining you faggot

A pretty good flame, but Chris, Chris - you blew it in the last paragraph. Please read Kieren's essential flame guide and get back to us

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