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If you're thinking of submitting a flame, and have been reading Kieren McCarthy's essential guide, you might like to see a recent example from Michelle Mulqueen, a right regular little ranter. She doesn't like what we have to say about titsup, sorry, breathe.com:

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so yet again you are proven to be a complete tit in your assumption of breathe it hasn't failed otherwise it wouldn't of been bought and yet you still try you best to put them down which means in your assumption as usual you are wrong so from now on i am going to enjoy reading you web sight now knowing that you are only play press and wouldn't now how to right a press report if we paid ya get a life get a job and maybe you will one day if you are lucky become a modern urbanist you seem to strive to take the piss offbut as usual your remarks like your press reports are shit thank you very much for your very interesting report i will be very happy to read your next

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finally now i know what my tax went for to pay for tits like yourself to learn rubbish in school

Yeah right, nice one Michelle. That really told us. Yawn.

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