Well then, hats off to reader Alex Powell for making our laugh heartily here at Vulture Central. Following the feeding frenzy for Xbox info, we have put up scans of a mag that has pics and a hand-drawn pic of the box, not to the mention the line diagram of another 'blueprint' that we posted way back when.

Alex was not to be outdone. As his email stated: "I found this on the MS site too before it was taken down." Here then is Alex's top secret specs. ®