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Internet Security Threat Report 2014

It's time for the first

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giveaway of the new millennium.

Vulture Centrail is once again obliged to our mates at Tivola for stumping up ten copies of their latest CD-ROM. Webmaster is just the thing to while away those dark hours at work between lunch and hometime.

Your mission is to save the dream wide web and its inhabitants from the evil webmaster. Protected by firewalls, this abominable creature threatens the web with its destructive viruses. Sound familiar? Then this is your chance to strike back for the little people.

Extensive and completely necessary testing here at the Reg proved the whole thing to be a hoot. Your kids will love it too. All you have to do is answer the following question set by Kieren 'Last Orders' McCarthy: Who was the wizard who was the head of the White Council?

E-mail your answers to us here. The first ten correct answers out of the hat after the entry dealine get the goodies. Competition closes at 5.00pm on Friday 19th January. Only one entry per reader. And yes, we do check. ®

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