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Designing a Defense for Mobile Applications

BOFH Takes the Wind out of Sales
Episode 42: Christmas cheer

BOFH: Who Put the Mug in Smug?
Episode 41: This Boss has to go

Just when you thought BOFH had disappeared...
Episode 40: Try this simple test

BOFH: Lights out for Contractors
Episode 39: A bastard's got to do...

The Bastard hits Cruise Control
Episode 38: Was a programmer once

BOFH: Call in the Specialist
Episode 37: The devil is in the e-tail

Pay reviews for Bastards
Episode 36: Bosses - who needs them?

BOFH goes to War
Episode 35: That's fighting talk

BOFH: No service therefore no denial
Episode 34: Virus frenzy

BOFH gets Committed
Episode 33: Descending the evolutionary ladder

BOFH gets Outsourced
Episode 32: Updated After a fashion

BOFH takes the Piss
Episode 31: And someone has to pay...

Trust me, I'm a Bastard
Episode 30: User configuration made easy

Are you BOFH Engineer Material - Part 2
Episode 29: The Bastard wants you for a new recruit

BOFH wants to know - would you make a good engineer?
Episode 28: Tough competition

Do not buy a PC from this Bastard
Episode 27: BOFH discovers retail therapy

The Bastard gets taste of own medicine
Episode 26: So much to do, so much to learn

Lies, Damn Lies and BOFH Statistics
Episode 25: All in a bad cause

BOFH wants to know: how dangerous are your users?
Episode 24: Quizlings or Quislings?

BOFH: Bad Hair Day
Episode 23: Everyone has a breaking point...

BOFH gets Blood on His Hands
Episode 22: First aid tips for Bastard Operators

BOFH: What the Microsoft break-up really means
Episode 21: ***DUMMY MODE ON***

BOFH skills test: How are you with Marketing Blurb?
Episode 20: Trick questions. Lots of them

BOFH for hire on Starship Enterprise
Episode 19: The episode you never saw

IHATEYOU Virus sweeps through BOFH Land
Episode 18: It's nasty. Very nasty

BOFH and The Mahariji
Episode 17: We have spiritual uplift

BOFH meets the Bitch Operator - match made in Hell
Episode 16: She steals his heart - and wallet too

BOFH dreams of justifiable user homicide
Episode 15: Let no man get between BOFH and his sleep

BOFH signs up for M$ soap slush fund
Episode 14: Software Piracy. Just say no

The BOFH interpretation skills test - try it if you DARE
Episode 13: Operator or Management - which are you, boy?

BOFH moonlights CRAP SOFTWARE
Episode 12: By all means necessary

BOFH discovers Voice Recognition
Episode 11: Is it your floor that has the Gas Leak?

BOFH plays with Maggot
Episode 10 Pick a password. Any password...

BOFH tracks down Arsonist...
Episode 9: ...and saves PFY's skin

BOFH 1: TWAT O
Episode 8: The Pedant's Guide to Computing Knowledge

BOFH: agony uncle and bastard
Episode 7: Revenge is a dish best eaten Vindaloo hot

BOFH masters the art of creative accounting
Episode 6: One consultant minus one piece of paper = 3000

BOFH specs the Quake Box From Heaven
Episode 5: Games Bastard Operators play

BOFH goes to Hollywood
Episode 4: Medical drama unfolds

BOFH unmasks the Printer Smasher
Episode 3: Workplace disenfranchised user complex

Wanted: Bastard Operators to man helldesk
Episode 2: BOFH meets the troops. He's not impressed

BOFH returns from the dead
Episode 1: He's mean, he's moody, he's less than magnificent

BOFH 2K+1: The whole shebang
The Compleat BOFH Archives

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