This is such a perfect Christmas story that we're still not sure it's true. Karl Kostelnik was given a two-month suspended sentence this week after he pleaded guilty to sending obscene pictures via email.

These obscene pictures consisted of nude snaps of his estranged wife and were sent, in revenge, to her workmates at the head office of turkey company Bernard Matthews. There's so much comedy value here that we're almost overcome.

Kostelnik was let off a possible jail sentence because he had a nervous breakdown after his wife left him. ®

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