Champagne corks popped this morning at Vulture Central when we discovered that we had been included in today's Guardian media section's Quotes of the Year piece.

So where did they get this piece of Kieren McCarthy pub-inspired wisdom? An exhaustive investigation into 24/7 Internet access? A rivetting account of Chipzilla's latest offering? Not a bit of it. The truth is far more scary, as you can find out here.

Proof, were it needed that your runaway Reg delivers the goods at a price you can afford. Enjoy ®