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[Normally, we're tidy up readers' spelling and grammar, but we felt that doing that in this case would remove some of its crazed beauty]

Breathe gasps for survival
Subsequently: Breathe calls in administrators

due to your crap information provided on you web sight designed to scare people and put them of legitimet companeys who try to provide a service which is good and who get nocked back by tits like yourself bent on making money on the missery of the comman people i would like to state i am a customer of breathe and have bin since thay started i have used the breathefreely and for the time it lasted i have saved over £ 800 pounds which can be confiremed by a bt bill which i would happely send you i would also like to state that 1 i have 2 kids and i am a single mother not a modern urbanist you seem to keep going on about which seems to me you are just jelouse of the fact you are not one plus this 50000 thousand winging customers well my self i would give em the money back then charge them for the calls i mean whats the problem if thay dident use and abuse breathe would still be able to provide this survices. i hope i will recive a reply to this email if i dont i will assume everything i say is true.

michelle mulqueen

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