[Well, it's been a funny old week. Seeing as it's Christmas corporate piss-up season, we've breathed a collective sigh of relief (and drunk a fair few beers) as the PR bunnies spend more time polishing their nails and buffing their hair rather than writing rubbish press releases about useless products. Tis the season to be jolly]

The ongoing saga of Lara and her breasts (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/15340.html)
This story seemed to spark some interest. Funny that

Some anti-Warner humour from Groucho Marx (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/15344.html)
Very funny this - have a read

Best of the Rest: AMD, Palestinians and aliens (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/15346.html)
All of them with a unique perspective on life

Flame of the week: Reg pays for sex (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/15336.html)
Perfectly reasoned argument against reporter