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[Well, it's been a funny old week. Seeing as it's Christmas corporate piss-up season, we've breathed a collective sigh of relief (and drunk a fair few beers) as the PR bunnies spend more time polishing their nails and buffing their hair rather than writing rubbish press releases about useless products. Tis the season to be jolly]

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Some anti-Warner humour from Groucho Marx
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