[Good bunch this week. Have a shufti, pick your favourites, send them to your friends or relatives. Kick back, open a tinny, watch some shit TV, go out, sleep. Do it again. And then we'll see you back on Monday]

German problems - telecoms and dodgy dotcoms
Case of the DTs

Fake Flames and other flame-based letters
Anger is one of the funnier emotions

Best of the Rest: porn, school troubles, death, more
Pretty disparate bunch, but worth it, oh yes

Recommended site of the Week
A new and irregular feature

Flame of the Week: a truly derailed man
The calm before the storm