[Well, we're nearly into December and Christmas is hanging over us. It's getting colder, darker and less hospitable. Which is precisely why you need The Register's Readers' Letters. We'll make you laugh, cry, shout, rant - but it's all good heat production and you won't have to turn that radiator up. That's why pensioners who read the Daily Mail live, on average, three winters longer than other old folk.]

More of that Bush/Gore nonsense
Can you believe it's still not sorted?

The dark world of directory enquiries
Hello what power-abusing monopoly would you like?

The Friday gag
An old, irregular feature

Best of the Rest: barbie porn, whistleblowing and drunk journalists
Just another week in the frankly mental world of IT

Flame of the Week The site's going down the toilet
And it's all Thomas C. Greene's fault