Well, it's been a busy news week - Pentium 4, ICANN, Oftel, various humorous stories. This means that it is now late on a Friday and your letters ed is tired and wants to get out and down the pub. This, therefore, is a short letters week.

Send any complaints you may have to the Letters Editor, which is me. I will then ignore them. Hope this clears everything up.

Click here for de letters. Actually click just over here (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/14830.html)
Fags, hags, sex offenders and phones

That Bush/Gore total fiasco cock-up saga in full (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/29/14831.html)
Seems some people got some strong ideas

Flame of The Week: You can take your politics and shove it up your... (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/14827.html)
Short but not sweet