City porn downloaders caught banking

Black plastic sacks all round...

Sex-crazed bankers at Deutschebank in London have been given the boot for downloading porn from the Web.

Ten wan, er sorry, workers, of unspecified gender or species, have been suspended following an audit of internal emails. The number of hairy-palmed ex-employees may increase as the investigation proceeds, warn Security Staff. ®

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