[Hey, good to have you all back. We thought that since hits were staying the same that we'd embarrassed you all into keeping quiet. But, no. This week it appears that the letter-writing nuts have come back. We have more hits and, more importantly, some class letters. God bless you all]

Women, sex and the Internet
This is a real eye-opener

It's ferret madness!
An email conversation - with pics!

Pedants of the world unite
Here we go again

A gag to make your Friday
It's not side-splitting but it is funny

Best of the Rest: more than you could shake a stick at
Memory, Carla, Swedish whores and mould

Flame of the Week: true delusion
We give Oftel and BT an easy time. Eh? What?