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I am a vengeful grammarak! With your Rijndael headline you have angered me!

I will not rest until my mission of subjecting the whole of humanity to www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif is complete! Also, I must exterminate the verminous Mariah Carey, but that's just a side-project.

Fear my wrath!

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