Feeds

How to get a shag online

We think we've been missing something here

  • alert
  • submit to reddit

Business security measures using SSL

[A woman's mag did a survey that said one in ten women online have got it on with someone they met on the Net. A quarter of them had had a "romantic relationship" all thanks to Uncle Web. We said we didn't believe it. Then we got emails coming in. By the way, we've changed the names of the emailers because we figured someone might get in trouble]

Modern woman: from Web to bed



Don't knock it till you've tried it. As a singlish guy working in the tech field I've met a couple of people via online personals and got lucky, not least because they don't immediately switch off if you so much as mention the word Internet.



Derek "the stud" Karther



While I doubt there really is much hope of this helping, try going to

AdultFriendFinder.com

. Perhaps someone there will be willing to lend a hand or whatever happens to be attached.



Handy Andy



Re: your women shagging men they've met over the net.



One of my flatmates has so far met two women over the net who he has ended up in relationships with. One lasted 4 years (and was with an American, but you can't have everything), the other is still ongoing
(one year 2 months) and she's moved from Southampton to Scotland to be with him.

So it is possible, but you have to put up with long distance relationships.

Seaman Staines



Hint : use ICQ and then search on Age and location.



I was "found" by a girlie who did this to me a year back.

When we broke up - I then used her tactic and searched Icq - it's amazing HOW quick these girls will get chatting.

There's also the approach a friend has used for > 3 years now - hang around the local newsgroups (eg uk.local.southwest for down here) or local IRC channels. Most of these have big piss-ups (they call them meets) and he's ended up in two long-term relationships with it.

Mr Online Studley
PS I'm heading of to Sweden soon on holiday because of a recent icq chat. She was here (local) but moved there for a year of uni.

Website security in corporate America

More from The Register

next story
Oi, London thief. We KNOW what you're doing - our PRECRIME system warned us
Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report
WRISTJOB LOVE BONANZA: justWatch sex app promises blind date hookups
Mankind shuffles into the future, five fingers at a time
Apple's Mr Havisham: Tim Cook says dead Steve Jobs' office has remained untouched
'I literally think about him every day' says biz baron's old friend
Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport
'Canine training exercise' SNAFU sees woman take home booming baggage
Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen
Angry Microsoftie hauls auctioneers to court over stalled Pzkw. IV 'deal'
Flaming drone batteries ground commercial flight before takeoff
Passenger had Something To Declare, instead fiddled while plane burned
prev story

Whitepapers

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops
Balancing user privacy and privileged access, in accordance with compliance frameworks and legislation. Evaluating any potential remote control choice.
WIN a very cool portable ZX Spectrum
Win a one-off portable Spectrum built by legendary hardware hacker Ben Heck
Storage capacity and performance optimization at Mizuno USA
Mizuno USA turn to Tegile storage technology to solve both their SAN and backup issues.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?
The next step in data security
With recent increased privacy concerns and computers becoming more powerful, the chance of hackers being able to crack smaller-sized RSA keys increases.