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Top marks to Dack.com for nicely deflating the new economy bubble with its oh-so-sharp Web Economy Bullshit Generator.

As keen observers of the e-bah-gum-conomy, we're used to a worldwide web of vacuous verbiage thanks to the now never-ending supply of press releases announcing the launch of new B2B sites - or the collapse of yet another online B2C operation.

"Strategize bleeding-edge e-markets", "harness cross-media deliverables", "disintermediate proactive supply-chains", "empower visionary e-commerce" - all these and more are the staple of modern Web start-up PR flackery, not to mention the marketing 'gurus' who charge £1000 a day to spout this stuff to witless Web neophytes.

And now we know where they get if from: here (link courtesy of the Register reader known only as 'sportypants'). Instant PR tosh at the click of a mouse... or manually-operated interface enabler, as our own Dr Spinola prefers it.

Dr Spinola writes: That's it, I'm going home. Bastards... ®

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