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Helicopter-obsessed IT publication Computer Weakly made a bit of a boob in its last issue when Microsoft loving journo Jack Schofield (no relation to Phil, we think) recommended a porn site rather than one which supplies software to speed up Windows98.

That's right, if you were to follow Jack up the beanstalk of www.98lite.com, rather than the IT site www.98lite.net, you'd be confronted with Cindy and Lynda (sic) and many other "barely legal" young girls, adopting what can only be called adult positions.

Was "Always Teens, always young" what the world's leading jumble of paper pages intended? No, it wasn't. ®

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