And we thought "Please can you service my secretary?" was as smutty as an ICL One Per Desk could manage.

Our flabbers were ghasted when we heard from John Kozak that he had managed to make one of the benighted devices utter the phrase "My secretary is giving me head in the wastepaper basket."

Any further bids? ®

RegPlea

We'd quite like to do a review of an OPD, so if anyone out there in RegLand has one we can borrow, please let us know. Free Reg apparel will be provided…