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Security for virtualized datacentres

The Register is coming to the rescue of thousands of disillusioned AltaVista subscribers by offering its very own unbeatable package (subject to terms and conditions). The SpinolaVista™ service will go live at the end of September (subject to availability).

The SpinolaVista™ promise

For just £60 a year, we pledge (subject to terms and conditions) to provide:

  • 25/7 unmetered Internet access

  • No restrictions on download size

  • No compulsory cut off period

  • 200GB of free Web space

  • Free ADSL installation

  • Free PC

  • A date with HRH Prince William or HRH Prince Edward (depending on personal preference)

  • A new car

  • Soaraway holiday for two in Antigua

  • Mortgage and credit cards paid off in full

  • Lifetime subscription to Reader's Digest

  • A Register T-shirt

  • A cheque for £2 million

Don't delay! Sign up today!

Terms and conditions

SpinolaVista™ (Cayman Islands) reserves the right to decline applications from the following:

  • Canadian nationals

  • Small, furry aquatic mammals

  • EU passport holders

  • Larry Ellison

  • Any person under the age of 250 years

Should the service not go live on the advertised date, we pledge to blame someone else

SpinolaVista™ - our motto is Show us the money ®

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Whitepapers

Secure remote control for conventional and virtual desktops
Balancing user privacy and privileged access, in accordance with compliance frameworks and legislation. Evaluating any potential remote control choice.
Saudi Petroleum chooses Tegile storage solution
A storage solution that addresses company growth and performance for business-critical applications of caseware archive and search along with other key operational systems.
High Performance for All
While HPC is not new, it has traditionally been seen as a specialist area – is it now geared up to meet more mainstream requirements?
Security for virtualized datacentres
Legacy security solutions are inefficient due to the architectural differences between physical and virtual environments.
Providing a secure and efficient Helpdesk
A single remote control platform for user support is be key to providing an efficient helpdesk. Retain full control over the way in which screen and keystroke data is transmitted.