Register launches SpinolaVista™ unmetered 25/7 Internet access

We promise what the others only promise

The Register is coming to the rescue of thousands of disillusioned AltaVista subscribers by offering its very own unbeatable package (subject to terms and conditions). The SpinolaVista™ service will go live at the end of September (subject to availability).

The SpinolaVista™ promise

For just £60 a year, we pledge (subject to terms and conditions) to provide:

  • 25/7 unmetered Internet access

  • No restrictions on download size

  • No compulsory cut off period

  • 200GB of free Web space

  • Free ADSL installation

  • Free PC

  • A date with HRH Prince William or HRH Prince Edward (depending on personal preference)

  • A new car

  • Soaraway holiday for two in Antigua

  • Mortgage and credit cards paid off in full

  • Lifetime subscription to Reader's Digest

  • A Register T-shirt

  • A cheque for £2 million

Don't delay! Sign up today!

Terms and conditions

SpinolaVista™ (Cayman Islands) reserves the right to decline applications from the following:

  • Canadian nationals

  • Small, furry aquatic mammals

  • EU passport holders

  • Larry Ellison

  • Any person under the age of 250 years

Should the service not go live on the advertised date, we pledge to blame someone else

SpinolaVista™ - our motto is Show us the money ®

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